Better Know A Roommate

Kristan Middleton:
Age: 18
Born: Ethiopia
Resides in: Redding California
Responds to: Killer, Kris, Hey You, and Who do you think you are?!
Major: Architecture
In His Free Time, He: Flies Kites, Competes in Lightweight Crew, Discovers sinister and dastardly ways to annoy his roommates (quite successful at this last venture)
Fun Fact: Really WAS Born In Ethiopia
Favorite Movie: You Don't Believe Me?
Favorite Book: Why Does No One believe this?!
Quote: What, Is It Because He's White?
Most Likely to: You Know What? I Don't Have Time For Your Ignorance. Let Me Alone!
*Weeping*